You can hide anything!!!

I receive Reader's Digest as a gift from my parents every month. I do read it and this month there was a really interesting article titled How to Hide Anything. I wanted to share some of the better tips.

HOW TO HIDE FOOD MISTAKES (of which there are quite a few in this house!!!)

Sticky Noodles - Drain and cool immediately. Then return the pasta to a saute pan, add at least one tablespoon of olive oil, and toss while reheating.

Burned Bread - Scrape off the worst, brush with olive oil, sprinkle with parm cheese, and present as crostini.

Oversalted soup - For clear soups, add some uncooked pasta or a raw, peeled potato to the pot. The starch will absorb much of the salt. Discard the pasta or potato after 15 min.

HOW TO HIDE FROM JUNK MAILERS!!!

--To stop pre-approved credit and insurance offers, call 888-567-8688 or visit optoutprescreen.com (you will be asked for social).

--To reduce # of catalogs, visit dmachoice.org.

-- To stop delivery of unsolicited phone books, go to yellowpagesgoesgreen.org

HOW TO HIDE ANXIETY WHEN SPEAKING IN PUBLIC (for my friend Jennifer, who never reads my blog!!!)

While speaking, massage the pad of muscle between your thumb and index finger. It is an acupressure point, and no one will notice.

HOW TO HIDE YOUR SCENT FROM A BLOOD HOUND

You can't - they track you through shed skin cells and your exhaled breath - there isn't anything you can do!! (I just thought this one was funny)